be the person your dog thinks you are
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
DO NOT THINK OF YOUR CRUSH IN A CUTE CHRISTMAS SWEATER DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE UNLESS YOU WANT UNBEARABLE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
it’s all fun and games until it’s my country against yours
i just realized that this text post, now that the olympics are over, sounds way too much like a war threat
people that read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell
I can do this….